Passion of the Creep

HOLLYWOOD:  MEL GIBSON is at it again!  Sources say the babbling booze-bag was recently spotted stumbling into an FAO Schwarz, screaming that Big Toy had been "taken over by the Jews!" while attacking a toy store employee who was wearing a cuddly HELLO KITTY costume!  The frightened feline flailed feebly as manical Mel repeatedly kicked her in the coccyx, screaming that Big Kitty had been "taken over by the Japs!"