Friday, August 27, 2010
Doggy Bag in Chew Jersey
NEW JERSEY: Real Housewife of New Jersey, DANIELLE STAUB loves puppies so much, she could just eat them up...for realz! The delusional diva was recently spotted lunching at the Luigi Resaurantes off the NJ Turnpike, with fellow NJ Housewife and frenemy, KIM G! According to sources, Danielle was enjoying an arugala salad while sipping a Pinot-Grigio-and-Sprite when, suddenly, she reached down and scooped up Kim G's Pekingese, Coco! Danielle opened her cavernous yap and slowly slid Coco down her gullet like a python taking in a hamster! A hysterical Kim G screamed, "I never seen nothin' like it! She was like one o' them lizard people in 'V'!" A satiated Danielle retorted, "I gotta hit the gym!"
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