Handsome-Devil or Deviled-Ham?

HOLLYWOOD: GEORGE HAMILTON really put the "flash" in flash fried! Sources say the dashing casanova was recently spotted at a Beverly Hills Pizza Hut, wearing nothing but a yellow banana-hammock and a pair of tanning-goggles, as the cook slid him into the pizza oven!  After 45 minutes of baking in the flames, Hamilton emerged, the color of a crispy pepperoni!  A beaming (and smoking) Hamilton shouted to the bewildered onlookers, "Who wants to rub the olive oil on my back?!"  Wow, he really makes the ladies drool!