Batty Brangelina Buys Bushel of Bargain-Basement Babies

HAITI:  Baby Hoarders, BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE, shopped 'til they ker-plopped at an Hapless Haitian Orphanage! According to sources, the HAITIAN GOVERNMENT gave the Maternal Maniacs 15 minutes to fill their shopping cart with as many Diaper Dumpers as they could get their gorgeous mitts on!  Snatching-up a reported 45 Spitter-Uppers, the Devastating Duo chose paper over plastic.