Frugal Fergie Fudges Funds

LONDON:  Desperate Discount Duchess, FERGIE, is reportedly living out of a delapidated double-decker bus in lower London's Meat-Pie District!  London Locals have dubbed the dump "Suckingham Palace," claiming the Daffy Duchess of Yuck has traded her tiara for a tinfoil hat!  And dining on the discarded fish-n-chips of a nearby Mickey-D's dumpster!  God Save the Unclean!