Brooke Shields Goes Clubbing...Baby Seals

HOLLYWOOD:  Fur Fashionista BROOKE SHIELDS, was recently spotted at the Hollywood City Zoo, on a chic-o-rific shopping spree!  Looking fabu in full-length kitten, beaver muff with panda-skin fanny-pack, the Blue Lagooness bought-up every cuddly critter she could get her mink-mitts on!  Sources say PETA, cleverly disguised as Orangutans, doused the Latisse Spokeswoman in Heinz Ketchup!  The "Suddenly Susan" Star fled the Guerilla Gorillas, making a B-line for the Nickelodeon Studios, where she settled for the next cutest thing!  JUSTIN BIEBER!  According to sources, Beautiful Brooke had the Tween Sensation skinned and turned into a comfortable pair of hair-do lined Uggs!