HOLLYWOOD: Famous Person, KIM KARDASHIAN is peddling products from the unflatteringly fattening to the fitness-freaky fat-burning! The Dazzling Dizzy Doozy can be spotted sexily suckling the Carls Jr. Fat-Fried Flab-o-burger! Change the channel and Kim's Gorgeous Glutes are the face of Quick Trim's weight-droppin', pill-poppin', heart-stoppin' diet drugs! What a heart breaker! According to sources, the Statuesque Sexbot shall receive a reported $1,000,000 for cross-promoting the fabulous Cardiax Defibrillator! Wow, Kim, you really put the "Drop Dead" in Drop-Dead Gorgeous!
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