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Duh-lightful!

WASILLA:  Baby Daddy, LEVI JOHNSTON, is on the run...for Mayor, that is! The dim-witted Playgirl model held a press conference to discuss his up-&-coming campaign!  When reporters asked Levi what his platform was, he looked down at the floor and said, "Wood?"  When asked what his party was, he exclaimed, "Birthday party! Fun!"  When asked who his inspiration was, "Mayor McCheese!  He yummy for me?"  According to sources, Levi started drooling and focusing in on the shiny, shiny microphone in front of him! As the press shouted more questions, a listless Levi responded, "Pretty-pretty?"