Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Bumper to Bumper

HOLLYWOOD: CHARLIE SHEEN is at it again!  The "Two and a Half Men" star took his kids to the country fair, where he power-slammed several ciders before stumbling behind the wheel of a bumper-car!  According to sources, the Hollywood bad-boy was power-bumping sobbing children in an apple-enduced rage, before busting through the walls of the ride and onto the LA freeway!  After a 30 mile chase by LA Police, Charlie crashed!  When police pulled a disoriented Charlie out of the wreckage, he was covered in cotton candy and, inexplicably, nude!  As Charlie looked down at his junk he inquired, "Where's my wallet?"

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