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LONDON: Warbling wall-flower, SUSAN BOYLE, has such strength...super-human strength, that is! According to sources, the would-be drag-king was recently spotted hoisting a double-decker bus over her head to the amazement and delight of on-lookers! With a tribal howl, the walrus-wannabe threw the massive vehicle into the Thames River with an earth shattering ker-splash! It took twelve London police officers, armed with cattle-prods, to force the ballistic Boyle into the back of a paddy-wagon! When asked why she did it, a panting, sweating and disoriented Boyle explained, "Me hungry!"
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