Call a Spade a Spade

Brilliant!

HOLLYWOOD:  Funnyman, DAVID SPADE isn't kidding...when it comes to acting!  According to sources, the "Just Shoot Me" star uses the Stanislavski Method, insisting no one enter his trailer for hours at a time, as he labors to truly embody that signature snarky aloofness!  One unamed source said, "David was really focused during the shooting of his Sprite commercial.  It isn't just a paycheck to him.  He takes it very seriously as an artist and as a human being."  Nodding in agreement was David's super-model girlfriend, INGA SHMORGAN, with whom he is dating for her mind!