Double Down-Size

HOLLYWOOD: HEIDI MONTAG needs to get something off her chest...Her chest!   The fake reality starlet is getting her Z-cups "paired" down!  According to sources, Heidi worked out a deal with the good people at Mattel!  All liquid plastic guzzled from Heidi's jello molds will be sucked into a boob tube and fed into the Mattel factory, where it will be used in the production of over 5,000 Malibu Barbies!  Wow, Heidi, you must feel renewed...and renewable!