The View Moo

NEW YORK: BARBARA WALTERS is having a cow...heart!  Babs is back at "The View" after her human heart was successfully replaced with a shiny new cow valve!  But, according to sources, Babs has been acting a little funny lately!  Wearing a Tiffany cowbell and chewing a wad of Godiva cud, wacky Walters insists that her dressing room be fashioned with a trough of Veuve Clicquot mimosas!  As if that wasn't enough, culinary gremlin, RACHAEL RAY, was recently caught by ABC security, Babs Tipping!