Monday, September 27, 2010

Gothic Gossip Girl Goes Garbage Gobbling

NEW YORK:  Star of TV's "Gossip Girl", TAYLOR MOMSEN, has really let all that mascara go to her head!  According to sources, the raccoon-wannabe was recently spotted, face-first, in a Manhattan trash-can foraging for scraps!  The brooding beauty was reportedly using her opposable thumbs to nibble on a chicken skin, when local officials shooed her away!  Says one New York cop, "She hissed at us, used a glob of tar to reapply, and disappeared into the backdoor of the Marquee Nightclub!"  Somebody needs a rabies shot!  You go girl!

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