Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Escape from Galcatraz
BEL AIR: LINDSAY LOHAN is back in the clink! But not for looong! The incarerationista was recently spotted tunnelling her way out of her cell...with her itty-bitty little coke spoon! According to sources, the sassy starlet has managed to tunnel through her cell wall, two whole inches! Looking fabulous in orange coveralls and a pair of high-heeled crocs, LILO told reporters, "If I could only get my seven day sentence extended to 100 years, I just know I could bust out of here!" But prison officials say LINDSAY is having a heck of a time snorting all that debris!
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