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HOLLYWOOD:  This just in!  JAMIE LEE CURTIS has a vagina!  I repeat: Jamie Lee Curtis has a vagina!  According to sources, the Activia Spokesman/woman, who has been posing as a hermaphrodite for the past 52 years, has been outed by Gynocologist to the Stars, DR. EUGENE GLICKER in his tell-all book: Read My Lips: An Inside Look with Dr. Va-Jay-Jay! now available at Waldenbooks!  A befudled Curtis shouted at a crowd of paparazzi, "Keep yer pants on!"