Practical Choke

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HOLLYWOOD: ASHTON KUTCHER got the last laugh!  According to sources, the kooky hunk was face-first in a hot-tub of hotties, motorboating the boobies of fun-loving slut-waitress TIFFANY BOOZLER, when, all of a sudden, who should come bursting through the door? Why it's Ashton's cougar-wife, DEMI MOORE, alongside an MTV camera crew!  Ashton got Punk'd!  After everyone shared a good yuk, Ashton tweeted, "Aww, sHt! my Kreer'z in trUbl!"