Cher Share's Chi-Chi Sheath

LAKE TAHOE: CHER'S got something under her skin! More Cher!  Sources say the sixty-something super-star was recently spotted at Nevada's Agave Luxury Resort & Spa, splayed on a massage table, slowly slithering out of her husk! Upon shimmying out of her old layer, Cher looked youthful and refreshed! While her skin-bag, still wearing false eyelashes, a Christian Dior choker, and a g-string, was quickly discarded by spa staff members!  But not before it posed for several pictures with star-struck locals!  One fan squealed, "Cher wouldn't give me the time of day! But her bag was super nice!"