Tiny Tantrum in Toon Town

DISNEYLAND: RYAN SEACREST is short...tempered, that is! Sources say the impish E! host was denied access onto popular Disneyland ride, Splash Mountain, having failed the height requirement of 42"! A steaming Seacrest squeaked, "Do you know who I am?" and marched into the It's a Small World ride where he was spotted kicking the springs out of a mechanical boy in lederhausen and verbally abusing a mechanical girl in a burka!  Said one onlooker, "I thought it was one of the dolls having a malfunction!" How right you are!