I Was a Teenaged Corpse

HOLLYWOOD: Tween Cheesecake, CODY LINLEY is dead!  Undead that is!  Sources say the pubescent  playah is set to potray a sexy teenaged zombie in the next "Twilight" movie! Girls are sure to melt as they gaze into his soulful sockets!  When asked about his role, the sexy brain-muncher coos, "I like girls for their minds, if you know what I mean!"