Steven Seagal Don't Take No Crepe

DENVER: Action hero STEVEN SEAGAL has a big-kid's appetite!  The tai-kwon-dough-boy was spotted in a Magic Pan on All-You-Can-Eat-Crepe-Night!  Sources say the pony-tailed piggy gobbled up every scrap of revenue, as a teary-eyed staff begged him to stop!  Local police arrived to find Seagal, his face slathered in sweet, sweet ricotta, shouting, "Do you know who I am?!!" They didn't!