Friday, August 20, 2010
Crabs, Scabs...and Fab!
HOLLYWOOD: Something's bugging CHARLIE SHEEN! His pubis, that is! The Hollywood bad-boy was recently spotted outside his Beverly Hills mansion, wearing a crotchless biohazard suit, being fumigated by a crack team of Orkin Men! According to sources, the "One and a Half Men" star's pelt unleashed a swarm of army ants, fiddler crabs and a dwarf-stripper named Cupcake! A disoriented Cupcake shouted, "Where's my money?!"
Labels:
Army Ants,
Charlie Sheen,
Fiddler Crabs,
gossip,
Orkin,
Stripper
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